"I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!"

Hey guys,

Sorry for being MIA for a while.....but I'm back now :) Needless to say, I miss you all terribly! There are so many instances when I feel the need to call you all and tell you of adventures (and misadventures). So let me tell you about everything!

The "Overcoming Gravity" situation is being handled very well. I'm proud of the person because he showed an abundance of wisdom as well as courage and handled it exceptionally well. I'm also thankful that God gave me the courage and strength to handle this.

WARNING: Maniac on the Road......................
It is a great honor for me to inform my highly esteemed peers that the Secretary of the State of Illinois and his employees have made an enormous error in judgment by giving me the permission to operate a piece of machinery capable of tremendous mayhem.......... Any guesses? A GOLF CART!!! Okay, so I don't have the golf cart license (and yes I checked, you do need one). But I have something that closely follows...........A JET!......okay, not really............ a car... With this, I am closer to world domination. My next step is to purchase a secret lair, install countless shiny objects (ooooooohhhhhh shiny :)) including plasma screen TVs that monitor the major zoos of the world....yes, zoos......and of course my companion in crime.... a puppy (cats make scare me). I will stroke it while cackling over my progress to take over the zoos and then with the animals on my side.......THE WORLD!

Other than my progress to take over the world, I am taking summer school, which starts in two weeks which I am psyched about! I am taking Genetics, Child Psych, Human Development, Creative Writing!!!! Hmm I wonder if higher education can help me take over the world............nahhhhh!

So classes are going to be in the evening. I'm working and volunteering in the morning. I am happy to say that both are very interesting for me, bad for my friends and mom .....apparently I only talk about my residents and patients......and I continuously misdiagnose people......including myself.......it's all part of the mayhem muhahhahahah( evil laugh). I'm working on a Recreational Therapeutic team...which is just fancy for saying I work with bed ridden nursing home residents. And I honestly enjoy it, I stick around after work to hang with some of the residents. I have met some interesting people: a former ballroom/go-go dancer, a physical chemist, a clinical psychologist, an entertainer (She refuses to give me any more information) and more. There's even one lady who advises me in romance matters (yes, there is a boy......). I'm telling shes become my go to woman :), its real nice because her family lives out of state and she rarely has visitors. Also the ballroom/go go dancer has agreed to teach me how to "move", muhahaha I will dance into world domination....... My volunteering is shadowing in a clinic, let me tell you I have learned not only medical matters, I've also gotten the opportunity to talk to a 100 year soldier (who jokes about re-enlisting) who flew planes, whose team captured 200 Nazis and brought them to the USA as "prisoners of war" (they apparently for forgiven immediately and became happy inhabitants int he USA). While the medical mumbo jumbo is intriguing, there is so much knowledge exchanged in these brief visits.

It's a bird, a plane, no its...
DISNEY PRESENTS A PIXAR FILM: UP!!!
Great movie, watch it!!! I laughed so hard, I cried!!!


MISS YOU GUYS!! Tell me how your summers are going! merchf@mcmaster.ca